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all you need to fucking know about weather in california
It’s 5 degrees F over here you people are insane))
Did you guys know that this scene in Lady and the Tramp was actual inspired by an actual moment in Walt Disney’s life? Walt had felt bad about working so much and leaving his wife, Lillian, alone at home. So for a Christmas gift he went to a kennel and picked out a Chow for her. Lillian had disliked dogs, but said if she had to pick one out, it would be a Chow, because she had read somewhere that they had little odor. Walt kept the dog at his brother’s (Roy Disney) house, and Christmas morning he put the dog in a hatbox with a bow on top. Lillian was actually dissatisfied, thinking Walt bought her a new hat without her approval, but was smitten when she saw the dog. Lillian would never let the dog out of her sight, it would even sleep in the room with her. Walt and Lillian would go out for ice cream with the dog, and Walt would even buy it its own ice cream cone. One night Walt was looking all over the neighborhood during a storm when they couldn’t find the dog, and Lillian was devastated-just to find out the next morning the dog had been at Roy’s house the entire time!
if you’re about to die, might as well try.
he puts his hands up like he’s pleading and catches the guy completely off guard. i mean. he’s got a gun. guy’s on his knees. he feels totally safe and in control of the situation. then the guys hands are right next to the gun and he surprises him and immediately tilts the weapon up and away from him and yanks the arm down while thrusting his legs forward to kneecap the guy and manages to wrench the gun away
so shit now the second guy is on the ground with probably a broken knee and no gun and the first guy has the weapon and is fucking free and clear remember this me you need to remember this
biggest plot twist in all of history
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